--> Martini
"You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right."
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harbor3d:

The likelihood of me saying “yeah, man” is increased by 70% when I’m high.

(via poundsofdaylen)

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charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

(via poitric-loser)

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