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pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

Or rich and gorgeous people and wonder if the gods hate you.

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via poundsofdaylen)

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via poitric-loser)

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"The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that."
Tyler the Creator (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: baldballerbobby, via destroyingg-myself)

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