September 2012
4 posts
August 2012
10 posts
boodlicious:
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
IF FIRE WERE WATER
daddydork:
richintheheart:
this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog
-This Would Be Fuckinq Amazinq :D
Remember him?
first-dandelion:
Reblog and click on the picture.
holy shit you’re kidding me, right?
omg wat
When I see my picture in the yearbook.
foreverbrightthings:
July 2012
7 posts
June 2012
19 posts
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
Teacher: give me one good reason why I should not give you a detention
Me: I'm Chu...
Teacher: and 'I'm Chuck Bass' doesn't count
Me:
Teacher:
Me: damn
May 2012
45 posts
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
I have a serious case of unattractive.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
